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Raped by Hagrid 

When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.
Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?
Raped by Hagrid by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015
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raped by a shark 

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
raped by a shark by the storm drains February 18, 2009
!!! The owl house season 2 spoilers!!!

Raine and Eda they're so in love I'm gonna cry I love them
Raeda *crying noises*
Raeda by Someone🤔 August 17, 2021

Financially raped 

When you have to pay way too much for something that you know is way cheaper at other places or just shouldn't cost that much at all.
Jeremy: Hey bro. How much did you pay for that beer?
Jefferson: 8 bucks.
Jeremy: You just got financially raped.
Financially raped by JTHAO July 5, 2009
Raydans are really sweet and funny people. They tend to make others hysterical while also cheering them up at the same time. Raydans always aim to achieve bigger and greater things even if they're already at a decent level. People who are friends with or are even somehow related to a Raydan should feel lucky that they have such a great person in their life.
"Hey did you hear Raydan graduation speech? I was expecting to be sleeping the whole time but instead it was actually entertaining! But I can't believe Raydan kept on studying even though he already had an 3.8 GPA!
Raydan by Weat February 24, 2020