RSVP 

Most commonly found in wedding invitations, but sometimes in birthday and baby shower invitations as well. Yes, it could mean "please respond" but it's subtle hidden meaning is (R)emember, (S)end (V)aluable (P)resent.

You are invited to join us at our wedding on Mar 8 2005. RSVP by Feb 28.

RSVP by expired cornpop February 4, 2005

RSVP 

Respond Sexually Via Penis.

Responded Sexually Via Penis.

Either to respond sexually via your penis to a question, or to respond to a sexual invitation via your penis.

Yeah I know, he RSVP'd her.

RSVP by Johnny Lindgren May 5, 2011

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rsvp by Clzb March 13, 2021

Rsvp 

Acronym for “really soft very pan”. Really soft meaning wholesome, someone who means well. Very pan meaning really pan sexual.

Friend 1: “What does it say in their bio? “
Friend 2: “Rsvp”
Friend 1: “Oh cool they are pan! You should definitely ask for their pronouns first.”

Rsvp by Potandapan January 18, 2021

RSVP 

In traditional Indian style, the eldest person of the household is informed about the attendance of a marital or other family event in case they cannot make it on grounds of impurity. This impurity is comprised of having sex, having non-vegetarian food or consuming alcohol. However, indulging in psychotropic substances will not amount to impurity. It is because of this that Indian weddings/family events have a wide-spread buffet, baraat dance and lassi.

Ashok said, kindly RSVP my personal assistant, Mr. Bhabha so that we know what to exactly cook for you motherfuckers!

RSVP by BigFatSanskrit December 10, 2019

RSVP the Divorce 

A phrase used when you will not be attending a wedding knowing the marriage will end in divorce.

"Yo you going to Bethany and Skiba's wedding?"

"Naw I'm gonna RSVP the Divorce."

RSVP the Divorce by DonKehote August 23, 2011

RSVPOed 

Similar to POed, but specifically applying to the anger felt by someone when people respond that they will attend his/her function, but then don't show up or call to cancel. Especially likely when invitations are sent through Evite.

This is bullshit, 30 people said they'd come to my graduation party, but only five showed up. What am I gonna do with all this extra food? I am so RSVPOed.

RSVPOed by George P. March 1, 2009