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Quiznoob 

Someone who goes to Quizno's and orders, rather noobishly, from the wrong side of the counter.
"Whoa bro, take a look at that lame Quiznoob who fucked up the line by trying to cut in front of everyone asking for a Torpedo"
Quiznoob by The Name's Plissken April 13, 2010
I went to quiznos with the money I used after selling my kidney. I still came up $12 short.
quiznos by Jared Fogel August 3, 2006

quiznos rat 

That creepy lookin' thing that sings about subs on the quiznos commercials
Damn, that Steve Barber is creepier lookin' than a quiznos rat!!
quiznos rat by Chaich February 13, 2004

Lucifer's Quinoa 

Mom: Devin, you had better not be smoking Lucifer's Quinoa in there!
Lucifer's Quinoa by dad b September 15, 2017

quinoa mom 

A relatively young mother, typically aged about 28-40, who spends a great deal of time on Pinterest, pureeing their own kale and avocado baby food, wearing floppy felt hats, pacifying their children with iPads, and sheltering them from any and every hardship that may come their way (e.g. paper cuts or skinned knees).

They can often be found plying their kids (who are usually named something like Mason, Brody, Clay, Piper, or Lennon) with pistachio ice cream from the local farmer's market, shopping for a new maxi dress at Anthropologie, or enjoying some avocado toast after a hot yoga session.
GIRL 1: "Did you see the photo that Jennifer posted of her kid, Atticus, eating an acai bowl?"

GIRL 2: "I know. She's SUCH a quinoa mom."
quinoa mom by Soup Starr May 6, 2017

Quinones 

a nigga that takes no shit will fuck anyone up that gets in his way stays loyal and trust worthy really athletic is mostly Italian or pr and is a great loving boyfriend and will take care of her till the end
That quinones over there is really loyal to his girl.
Quinones by Traved 12 April 30, 2014