Pythonic 

Adjective. In reference to an individuals phallus (penis) being extremely long and girthy. It may also in certain contexts refer to the penis being slimey or slippery (like a python) in texture due to reception of oral sex often.

Have you seen Atlas' penis?
No, but your girlfriends blowing him in the corner over there, if you'd like to do anything about that. It's kinda ruining my kids 7th birthday party.
I don't blame her and I'm not gonna interrupt . His dick is fucking pythonic, I'm tempted to join her.

Pythonic by lArsenic Daniels December 22, 2020

Shitting out pythons 

A near-endless log of shit that travels out your anus that is very long, like a python

Just ate those sketchy sausages, and I'm shitting out pythons!

Shitting out pythons by ElephantShit1050 January 7, 2023

Peytonism 

The act of scamming or misleading large numbers of people.

Peyton was a faithful practitioner of Peytonism, having made thousands of dollars of her WoWscape scam.

Peytonism by lolhaximo August 17, 2008

pythoning

The act of slapping someone with ones penis and then forcing it into their eye socket.

Did you see Jenny last night I totally gave her the pythoning of her life.

pythoning by kagatoASUKA89 January 25, 2011

24 inch pythons 

"Hollywood" Hulk Hogan's highly exagerrated arm measurements.

at the most, Hulk Hogan's "24 inch pythons" were 21-22 inches in their prime

24 inch pythons by mike potter September 25, 2005

Pythonesque 

Seeking the complete abstract form of humor. Mostly residing in sequences of humorous material that isnt in the slightest related to one another...

Monty Python

Pythonesque by GameTrax September 16, 2002

paytonism 

When you can expertly determine the derivative of differentiable equationsin advanced calculus but when it comes to basic addition and subtraction, you're hopeless. A.k.a "bad math"

When Matthew couldn't figure out problem 37, he realized he had a paytonism in his work. 2+2 does not equal 3. Duh Matt.

paytonism by Coffsyrup March 31, 2015