pythagorean theorem 

pain

me: "the pythagorean theorem hurts meh brain, i hate it"
random person: "but its useful-"
me: *death stare*

pythagorean theorem by Box Of Bingus April 21, 2021

Pythagorean Theorem 

THE MOST AWESOME THEOREM EVER CREATED!

Pythagorean Theorem: a squared plus b squared = c squared

Pythagorean Theorem by explodingcan March 20, 2009

Pythagorean Smoking 

Method of smoking marijuanna for teams of three or more. First person inhaling smoke must exhale into a cardboard wrapping paper tube, while the second person in the triangle inhales through the other end of the tube. When the first person is done exhaling, he or she passes their end of the tube to the third person. The second person continues to inhale until the third person has the tube, then they exhale into the tube while the third person inhales.

Usual suspects chillin out doing a little Pythagorean Smoking.

Pythagorean Smoking by Usual Suspects September 26, 2006

pythagorean smoking 

Method of smoking for teams of three or more. First person must exhale into a wrapping paper tube while second person inhales at the other end of the tube. When first person is done exhaling, they pass their end of the tube to the third person. The second person continues to inhale until the third person has the other end of the tube, then they exhale. While the second person exhales, the third person inhales thus proving pythagorean's theorem via smoking.

The Usual Suspects are chilling in the Bungalo doing a little pythagorean smoking.

pythagorean smoking by Usual Suspects September 26, 2006

Pythagorean Theorem 

A little juicy formula that exposes the covert relationship between the sides in a right triangle—no other elementary mathematical result has excited so many people from all walks of life to try proving it from different angles.

Just as without Christ, there’s no Christianity, without the Pythagorean theorem, there’s no Trigonometry.

Pythagorean Theorem by MathPlus December 31, 2018

Pythagorean Blowjob 

Sexual act, where by the "giver" takes 3 inches with the first mouthful, 4 inches with the second mouthful and 5 inches with the third mouthful. This process is repeated to ejactulation.

6, 8, 10 is possible but only after stretching.

similar to a standard blowjob.

I was in the Mathematics department at Imperial and THE girl in third year, I forget her name, gave me a Pythagorean Blowjob. I'm afraid I reached the identity after five cycles.

Pythagorean Blowjob by Genius92 November 4, 2011

Pythagorean Theron 

A^2+B^2=C^2

"Help im dying"

"ok but did you know that the Pythagorean Theron is A^2+B^2=C^2"

Pythagorean Theron by Xdank_math_teacherX June 8, 2018