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puce buick 

A sexual act that involves eating a lot of beets, taking a "beet" shit into a condom, putting said condom on and plowing someone while pushing one of their breasts like a car horn and humming "La Cucaracha".
Oh, man. Sandra's a freak! She made me give her a puce buick and she totes orgasmed right at the last note of "La Cucaracha". You know her....she's from the MRMB board. I'm totes stoaked to bone her again!
puce buick by jonnyT. June 28, 2006
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puce newton

a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.
to see at eye level with lyla, i had to pull a puce newton.
puce newton by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024

the color puce 

is a dark red or purple brown color, a brownish purple or a dark reddish brown.
The color of your shirt is puce
Ewww the color puce is so ugly

I have never seen the color puce
the color puce by Lkboss13 February 28, 2018

Dirty Puce 

The ultimate and rather disproportional experience; an act so infinite and immeasurable that it is beyond mortal reasoning.
Zeus’ direct interaction with a mortal women usually ends with a Dirty Puce.
Dirty Puce by Puce de Groot June 6, 2020

adrian pucey 

a FINE mf
have u seen adrian puceys wife on tiktok??? @mrspucey

yeah they’re hot
adrian pucey by mrspuceylover December 14, 2020
(poo-checks) pl. noun. the hairy areas on the back of the neck that tend to grow faster than the rest of the head. more typically seen in shorter hairdos on males. derived from the high school teacher of the same name who inspired mocking teens to trim these rapidly growing hair patches more frequently.
hey wolfman!!! maybe you should trim up those puceks!! rawr!!!

hairdresser: "just gotta trim up your puceks and youre all done"
customer: "they get outta control so fast, thanks"
puceks by erasmas January 16, 2011