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propeller wedgie 

When someone puts a broom in the legholes of your tightywhities and spins the broom around until u have the worst wedgie ever.
My friend gave me a propeller wedgie and spun the broom around 15 times! I thought my balls were going to burst. To add to it, he started to kick me in the balls and he took the broom and hung it so i was hanging by my tighty whities for 7 hours!
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propeller sex 

best done with a taller man and a shorter woman

The man stands facing the womans back, bends his knee's slightly and sticks his dick up her arse.
He then straightens his legs lifting her tiny lil feet off the ground, slightly remeniscent of Wile Coyote just after he's run off the edge off a cliff and is hanging in the air with legs still running.
the man then uses one hand to set the woman spinning on his dick

Note:-
1. Wearing a pilots helmet, making helecopter noises with your mouth and pretend you are back in the 90's playing LHX Attack Chopper on your old Sega Meagdrive is optional but may enhance the experience somewhat.

2. It is strongly adviseable NOT to perform this particular sexual position if you were in the Vietnam war as it may cause flashbacks, leading you to crash your female helicopter in to the sofa, apply camoflage makeup and go live in the bush in the back garden for several weeks before finaly emerging and uttering the phrase "You wasnt there man" to random passers by,

3. You will end up with a brown ring on your thing. in fact, if your a white guy, the end of your penis may actualy end up looking like that of a pakistani man due to the colour change, except considerably longer cuz we all know pakistani's have small dicks, or at the very least, it will look like your penis has a sun-tan
Bertha: Hey, what the fuk? where did you just ram that thing
Olaf : Right up your shitter.we are about to have propeller sex baby !
Bertha: No, wait !!!! i get dizzy easy and.. . . .oh. . .woooo woooo woooo woooo !
propeller sex by Snarfy June 10, 2009

Propeller Wedgie 

When a geek/cool kid gives a kid a painful wedgie.
Instructions.

1. Obtain a strong stick or baseball bat.
2. Find a stupid kid.
3. Pants him and when he bends over to pick them up stand on his pants and put in the stick lying down between his leggings.
4. Twist as much as you like, until his undies break.
5. Be warned, this can permanently injure his testicles and is the most painful when done correctly.
Damn, yesterday I got a propeller wedgie from brad. He gave me a swirly then propeller wedged me before hanging the stick on the ceiling. My balls are now red and crap.
Propeller Wedgie by Wedgie_Giver December 1, 2013

propeller dick 

When a man proceeds to rotate his hips in a motion that will cause his penis to spin in a motion imitating a plane's propeller.

The dick will spin like a propeller once inside of the vagina and during oral sex the women/male will get cock slapped many times
propeller dick by hec9797 December 30, 2013

propeller cap 

A cap worn by retards, or people on drugs on festivals thinking they're fun but still this actually classifies them as being retarded, thus referring you to the beginning of this explaination.
- "Dude, look at me, I'm fun because I wear a propeller cap" ~ Random dude with pacifier and propeller cap

- "Heya babe, see my propeller cap? Have sex with me" ~ John the Propellercap wearer at R.A.V.E. Now

- "Durrrrrrrrrr" ~ Sloppy Pete the Drooling retard

propeller bait 

A petite fine thing, whose height's radius is significantly shorter than her mate's. Ergo, when connected she can be spun like a propeller.
Walking by, she caught our eyes. If she was this fella's fate, she'd most def be propeller bait.
propeller bait by rarity June 29, 2010

Propeller Fart-tart 

Turn on your Electric Fan on high drop your drawers and proceed to blow a huge fart in the path of the blowing air with anticipation of your significant other inhaling a full dose of your inner fart.
Propeller Fart-tart is when Mark stands in front of the fan and being ready to electric
Fan farting then blowing a bionic fart spreading joy and his scent all through out the room for all to enjoy. Especially his mate Merlanious.