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Nogtard's pants 

Tent-sized light blue Y-fronts worn by Nogtard. First spotted on 22nd August when Nogtard stopped in the street and lifted his polo shirt. The pants were halfway up his chest and of a style not made since 1987. How often he changes them is anyone's guess.
Are we getting a marquee for my birthday party?

Not sure we'll get one big enough for all those guests we've got coming. We'll have to use Nogtard's pants instead.
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the ant's pants 

The ant's pants appears to be an Australian saying that refers to someone or something that is outstanding or exceedingly good.
You guys are the ant's pants, I am honored to have you as my friends.

stole the rooster's pants 

When someone makes a silly comment, suggesting something as ridiculous as stealing a rooster's pants right off of his body. Can be used effectively in several countries, including the USA, Bulgaria, and Thailand. This phrase also has potential sexual implications.
Joey (a US citizen): "Wow, I could really use some delicious Thai food right now."
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!

Pirate of Men's Pants 

gay, sausage jockey, drops his anchor in poo harbour, crafty butcher
He's defo a pirate of men's pants

The prez's pants 

the prez's pants were glowing 2day
The prez's pants by bob mcsl April 27, 2007

your momma's pants 

where I live in

sister's pants 

(noun) 1. skinny jeans when wore by men. 2. pants so overly tappered and tight, they look like they were borrowed from your sister.
1. John completed his Emo look by wearing a pair of sister's pants. 2. "Man, look at that kid over there," exclaimed Derick as he pointed out a 20-something year old man wearing a pair of sausage-tight jeans, "how can those sister's pants be comfortable!"
sister's pants by burkeysway June 3, 2010