Saint Petersburg 

City on the west coast of Florida. Founded in 1876.
Current Population: 248,232, mostly old people.
Across from Tampa. Usually shortened to St. Pete or Da Burg. Gets really hot during the summer and can get down to 37 degrees in the winter, which is deadly cold to its residents.

also, has all the hot babes.

A conversation that happens in Saint Petersburg often:

Jim: Dude, lets go to the beach.
Dave: Which one?
Jim: Well, we could go to Reddington, Clearwater, or Indian Rocks...
Dave: No, man, let's go to saint pete beach.
Jim: you're right, saint pete does have all the hot babes.
Dave: and old people...

Saint Petersburg by epausti July 27, 2007

Saint Petersburg Pump Trolley 

When you shit in one hand and then fist someone in the ass with it, while reaching around and pouring vodka in their mouth with your other hand

I just shit in my hand and am feeling kinda turned on by it, I might offer someone a Saint Petersburg Pump Trolley.

Saint Petersburg Pump Trolley by Thugnanimous April 14, 2021

St. Petersburg 

1. A city in Russia close to the capital of Moscow.

2. A city in Florida that thinks it is as cool as the city in Russia.

1.
Laurie: Where was that cracker born?
Lillian: You mean mike? St. Petersburg.
Laurie: Oh right, I always knew he was rushing, I mean Russian.

2.
Dale: Isn't St. Petersburg in Florida?
Nick: Yeah, but the one is Russia is so much better of a city to visit.

St. Petersburg by Blcros97 January 7, 2009

East Petersburg 

Small nowhere, know nothing town, just north of Lancaster City, PA... known simply for the strip of car dealerships that separates Park City mall from the Manheim Auto Auction, and the relatively low crime, low class, low style of living, where a family can raise either a dull complacent standardized child, or a ADD maniac drug addict with far too much time on the hands. Some notable highlights: Gargano's Pizzeria and Deli (where at one time punk kids could get a slice and a bag), Root's Farmer's Market (where at one time punk kids could get salt and vinegar fries and a machete), the Park (where at one time punk kids got a squirrel high)

East Petersburg anthem:
back down, I come strait outta cracktown
ready rock central, R-O-C
can you see the E P, here the sounds, feel the beat
I'm talkin corner of state and main st.
people from all over hempfield
recognize the real deal
lower middle class appeal
they say our town has got no riches, and no bitches
and these are all things that I misses
but that ain't what life's all about
so head on over to the park, with my boys
and have yourself a smoke out

East Petersburg by YanRa13 March 5, 2011

St. Petersburg 

A turd nugget hanging off the ass of Florida.

St. Petersburg is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed?

Some things to do in St. Petersburg are:
1. Getting fucked up.
2. Eating crap shrooms from Gulf Port.
3. Smoking crap weed.
4. Eating crap.
5. Trying to find a place to smoke without the cops climbing out of a storm drain and surprising you.
6. Driving down 1st. ave really fast.
7. Sneaking into and de-facing abandoned buildings.
8. Screaming at people while your driving down the street.
9. Screaming at the people waiting to get some ice cream from the Candy Kitchen while your driving down the street.

For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.

Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the shit tourist store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.

Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get the fuck out of this hell hole.

Me: "Finally, a place to smoke this crap weed we bought here in... ST. PETERSBURG..."

Friend: "... why did you just say... 'ST.PETERSBURG'?"

Me: "Because these clowns at Urban Dictionary said I had to use 'ST. PETERSBURG' in the example.."

St. Petersburg by SomeGuyWhoLivesHere April 15, 2008

St petersburg 

A piece of shit town, only filled with fake fucks, there's about 5 decent people who live in it.Drama filled, and the worst place you could ever live in, the girls are skanks, and the guys are dicks, and everyone is so generic, and they all think they're the shit and smarter then everyone, there are about 4 good looking people who live in it, and the town is ugly as fuck and boring and the people are the worst people on the face of the earth.

"I live in st petersburg" "don't you mean SHIT petersburg"

St petersburg by judise July 20, 2012

Saint Petersburg 

A city in florida that is filled with fake ass jits . There are 14 year old wanna be gangsters in this city who will rob you over 20 dollars. Half the wanna be gangsters are sherms and the people who you call “friends” here are fake as fuck. The weed here is shit and if you ever want to hang out with someone they finna flag on your ass. Don’t get me started on the police here. We call it “troll” in saint pete and they are corrupt as shit. I don’t suggest going to Fossil park or child’s park fossil park is filled with 13,14, and 15 year olds who have 50 felonies and they some punk ass bitches. Child’s park they bout that life and they don’t play around

You heard about Saint Petersburg? Yeah the city in florida with the fake ass jits?

Saint Petersburg by DaBurg January 23, 2020