Any event of zero significance that is advertised months in advance by a shorter friend of Israeli descent. Must be celebrated by at least one person ending up in the ER due to alcohol and at least 3 others hammered beyond recognition. A peterfuckle must contain at least one scorched earth event and one person doing something for "
the last time ever." Peterfuckle birthday is a yearly tradition that usually happens on
February 8th but can be celebrated at any time. However, peterfuckle must be pre-faced by Darty
invitations at least 3 months in advance.