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peterfleas 

microscopic burrowing cockmonger. noted specially for venomous fangs and flagellum capable of digging into all shapes and sizes of especially negroid penis, and for which even the armor of foreskin provides no protection.
"showering in the community style of a typical army bathroom provokes not only homosexual contact, but the nearly inescapable voracity of the peterflea."
"in basic training i got peterfleas."
peterfleas by bitten by fleas December 3, 2003

peterfile 

peterfile is a guy called peter who is a nonce
dont be a peterfile peter

peterfile 

A word to describe a nonce who's name is Peter
fred: "hey did you hear what happend to Peter?"
Bob: "no, what happend"

Fred " he serving time because he's a peterfile"
peterfile by kezza town December 28, 2019

peterfile 

one who uses the tactic of being oblivious of the opposing person in an argument as a form of defense
guy 1: ok but like who even are you?
guy 2: dont be such a peterfile
peterfile by lolollololllol March 8, 2022

Peterfuckle Birthday 

Any event of zero significance that is advertised months in advance by a shorter friend of Israeli descent. Must be celebrated by at least one person ending up in the ER due to alcohol and at least 3 others hammered beyond recognition. A peterfuckle must contain at least one scorched earth event and one person doing something for "the last time ever." Peterfuckle birthday is a yearly tradition that usually happens on February 8th but can be celebrated at any time. However, peterfuckle must be pre-faced by Darty invitations at least 3 months in advance.
Dude last weekend was a movie, I can't believe we survived Peterfuckle Birthday.

i know we have 364 days to go but are you hype for Peterfuckle Birthday next year? It better be in your calendar!