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Perpendicular sleeping 

sleeping on a bed the other way so your perpindicular to it with your feet hanging off
Dude when I was perpendicular sleeping my roomate jim started sucking my toes

Perpendicular Blumpkin 

A male (the receiver) sits as if to straddle the toilet, then reclines backward so that his head rests on another chair and his body is parallel to the floor. The other party, or giver, handstands on the toilet seat so that their body is perpendicular to the receiver's body while facing towards the receiver's feet, then proceeds to fellate the receiver while he takes a shit. Less skilled practitioners may allow the giver to prop his/her legs against the wall for added stability; it is to be noted, however, that this reduces the range of fellating motion.
I decided to become a gymnastics instructor so that I could receive perpendicular blumpkins whenever I had a hankering.

perpendicular vehicular homicide

When ya T-bone peds, mostly cuz its just so god damn fun! Course, that could be the dope talkin...
"ooh! That's gotta hurt!"

perpendicular hugger 

When you approach someone for an embrace, but they turn to a 90 degree angle to avoid full frontal contact.
I went to embrace Shannon, but she turned sideways so I only got her shoulder. She’s a perpendicular hugger.
perpendicular hugger by DefinED November 13, 2017

perpendicular_memes 

jim- "my uncle just died, how do i ease the pain???"
bob- "follow perpendicular_memes, he cured my depression"

perpendicular Pulisic 

Yooo perpendicular Pulisic camee sooo cooll