Perpendicular Shagging 

When you shag someone perpendicularly

"Ichigo knows how to do perpendicular shagging"
"Mate have you seen how Ichigo shags... They say he does it perpendicularly"

Perpendicular Shagging by Rajeesh Mahanti December 29, 2021

Perpendicular sleeping 

sleeping on a bed the other way so your perpindicular to it with your feet hanging off

Dude when I was perpendicular sleeping my roomate jim started sucking my toes

Perpendicular sleeping by perpindicular sleep April 25, 2022

Perpendicular Blumpkin 

A male (the receiver) sits as if to straddle the toilet, then reclines backward so that his head rests on another chair and his body is parallel to the floor. The other party, or giver, handstands on the toilet seat so that their body is perpendicular to the receiver's body while facing towards the receiver's feet, then proceeds to fellate the receiver while he takes a shit. Less skilled practitioners may allow the giver to prop his/her legs against the wall for added stability; it is to be noted, however, that this reduces the range of fellating motion.

I decided to become a gymnastics instructor so that I could receive perpendicular blumpkins whenever I had a hankering.

Perpendicular Blumpkin by D_in_U_since1834 December 13, 2012

perpendicular vehicular homicide

When ya T-bone peds, mostly cuz its just so god damn fun! Course, that could be the dope talkin...

"ooh! That's gotta hurt!"

perpendicular vehicular homicide by NII Screecher October 24, 2003

perpendicular hugger 

When you approach someone for an embrace, but they turn to a 90 degree angle to avoid full frontal contact.

I went to embrace Shannon, but she turned sideways so I only got her shoulder. She’s a perpendicular hugger.

perpendicular hugger by DefinED November 13, 2017

perpendicular_memes 

the best meme page in the world

jim- "my uncle just died, how do i ease the pain???"
bob- "follow perpendicular_memes, he cured my depression"

perpendicular_memes by jkaileenwrotethis-lmao-u-loner June 6, 2018

perpendicular Pulisic 

The best on ft
Too hard to miss

Yooo perpendicular Pulisic camee sooo cooll

perpendicular Pulisic by Sreeftnathes February 2, 2021