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Paulie by 73773737737 February 22, 2019
A bisexual person who is super done with life. And is so done with people that has convinced themself that they are asexual.
Person #1 "Hey, do you wanna go on a date?"
Person #2 "Nah I'm a Paulie right now"
He was born, grew up, spent a few years in the army, a few more in the can and here he is, a half o' wise guy.

Velcro preferred over shoelaces.
“First thing I'm doing is getting wings in my hair! Ya' know, like Paulie.”
Paulie by Sopranosgram November 23, 2021

Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?

Paulie D 

A guido from Johnston RI that is currently on the Jersey Shore. He is a popular DJ on the circuit. A fist pumping dope. It takes a gallon of hair spray to keep his hair up. Should have skin cancer in about 5 years from all the tanning he does. Has no idea how retarded he comes off on TV. His 15 minutes are almost up.
Paulie D and Mike love to call ugly girls " grenades".
Paulie D by kidlou December 26, 2010

Paulie Carbone 

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

RIP Paulie Carbone
Paulie Carbone by Oversiiiiiight October 23, 2008