Parasite 

Any website whose sole purpose is to relieve its visitors of money, promising unfeasably poor services in return, although of course, you don't realise this until you've signed over your grandmother. Examples of parasites include E-Cards sites, Mobile Phone ringtone download sites (Jam**er), the various Outlook smiley plugin sites, microsoft.com.

I downloaded the new Crazy Frog ringtone from some parasite, and now Im having my home reposessed.

Parasite by Enot-Bitter July 21, 2008

Parasite 

Not to be confused with wordParasyte/word, this is a life-sucking organism that lives off the host.

Damn metroid parasites!

Parasite by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Parasite 

The view while hanging under a parachute canopy

Bob's parasite gave him a great view of the action

Parasite by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

Parasite 

See Mother In Law

No really see Mother In Law in a real dictionary

Parasite by Matt W. April 3, 2004

Parasite 

A vato who ain’t down with la raza.

“Garcia ain’t from here but he stay claimin he down. Foo is such a bitchass parasite.”

Parasite by I’m From Here May 2, 2020

Parasite 

A parasite by definition is something who feeds off a person (or a so-called 'host').

1. A parasite in many examples could be a person who basically lives off another human being, without planning to pay them back in any way possible. This person basically takes advantage of the host or person they live off of, reasons could be of following: money, house, or food.

2. A parasite could also be something in a person or animals body. The parasite feeds off of the person/animal's insides.

3. Baby/Fetus. I techincally do look at as a baby or fetus as a parasite because it still is inside the body of a person or animal, and it does take nutriants from it's carrier.

1. Del is a parasite, all he does is feed off of people and takes advantage of them.

2. I hope Chris is okay, he had to go to the hospitol to get a parasite removed from his body or he was going to die.

3. My aunt is pregnant again, can't wait to see the little parasite when it pushes it's way out.

Parasite by Pander November 8, 2006

Parasite 

Someone that works as a lawyer, solicitor, barrister, judge, or any other legal professional who drains money intravenously from hard working people until they are poverty-stricken.

Fellow parasites welcome to the annual Law Society Gala Dinner.

Parasite by Dashadoo January 9, 2023