Pantload 

A phrase used to emphasize how shitty something/someone is. It's used in replacement for "bullshit" in some cases, as well.

EXAMPLE 1:
Meigan: I would never lie to you!
Sara: That's a pantload!
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Used instead of "Bullshit" because Sara knew that Meigan was feeding her lies!!

EXAMPLE 2:
Meigan: My brother is such a fag...
Sara: Yes, he's a pantload!
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Sara used the word 'pantload' to describe her hate for Meigan's idiot brother :).

Pantload by Sara_<3 June 20, 2007

pantload 

A boat captain with an unusually large ass, ussually found in the wheelhouse with his feet on the dash and demanding homosexual favors

This sucks, Pantload is driving tonight which means I am going to have to do everything

pantload by BostonBySea January 13, 2006

Pantload 

A reference to former President Bill Clinton.

This guy is the biggest pantload in D.C.

Pantload by Welter Weight August 18, 2008

pantload 

An unfortunate circumstance of involuntarily filling ones trousers with seminal fluid. Often leads to feelings of shame and inadequacy.

When I fucking owned derek on a network video game, I got a severe pantload!

pantload by Giner December 23, 2003

Pantload 

Bidenomics.

Where's your Joe Biden 2024 yard sign? What, that pantload of Bidenomics not working out for you lately?

Pantload by Digital Revolution December 26, 2023

doughy pantload 

Common liberal-blog nickname for "Liberal Fascism" author Jonah Goldberg. Coined May 2004 by norbizness of norbizness.com.

"Some people seem to think we hate Jonah Goldberg.

Nothing could be farther from the truth. First of all, the Doughy Pantload has given us hundreds of hours of entertainment; in his official role as Village Idiot of the Internet, he never ceases to amuse us with his falling off of walls, tumbling into ditches, and trying to come up with smart things to say when he’d really rather be at home watching Deep Space Nine DVDs."

-Mister Leonard Pierce of sadlyno.com

doughy pantload by Alex Eschate October 10, 2008

doughy pantload 

Moniker given to National Review columnist Jonah Goldberg by the left-wing blogosphere.

Have you checked out Doughy Pantload's book, Liberal Fascism? What a pile of shit.

doughy pantload by odds_fish October 16, 2008