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A twat that can’t run his natural habitat is his room

E.g did you see Padraig today?

No he’s at home playing borderlands 3
Ok boomer
Padraig also means Patrick
Padraig by Eternalmine123 December 2, 2019

Pádraig 

Yo have you seendraig? He is sooooo cool!!!!1111!!!!!!!1

Padraig Flynn 

A well paid man. Has a house in Brussels, Dublin AND Castlebar. Reckons we should try it sometime.
Irelands mostest well liked politician/celebrity. Like favours.
"I Padraig Flynned myself this weekend."

What do you mean?

"Bought a third house didnt i..."

Wow, congratulations!

"You should try it sometime."

Padraig Ferguso 

A One Of A Kind Handsome Young Man Who Is Well Adored By World Leaders Globally
Padraig Ferguso by GorgyGeorgy October 21, 2008

Padraigianism 

Padraigianism is a fairly obscure monotheistic religion practiced in the North East of England, originating at St Thomas More School around 2010. The basic doctrine of this religion is as follows:

Padraig is the one true God.

Padraig's commandments: -

-Thou shalt not steam up Padraig's Glasses

-Thou shalt celebrate Padraig's sabbath (traditionally celebrated every Monday)

-Thou shalt destroy ALL opposers of Padraig

-Thou shalt kneel to Padraig's disciples

There are more besides these, but they are mostly variations spread about by various people.
Oh, did you hear about Lewis? He's been converted to Padraigianism.
Padraigianism by iEnvy July 7, 2011

Pardraig 

Jackseptickeye’s Nobel warrior
Pardraig died a warrior, a hero and will forever be in our hearts
Pardraig by MisterTricks October 27, 2019