Pabst Smeared

1.The state of being intoxicated, hammered, or drunk from Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

2.The messy bowel movement resulting from the previous night's binge of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

My friend Sammy lost his job so tonight he's getting Pabst Smeared.

Pabst Smeared by BAF JAF November 14, 2013

Pabst Smere

Someone who overpays for a 30 of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Shaun is a Pabst Smere.

Pabst Smere by BrendanR December 24, 2008

Pabst Smear 

Half a pint of Pabst Blue Ribbon with a half pint of Stout or Porter on top; typically Guinness.

I ordered a Black and Tan at the pub. The bartender said she was out of Bass Ale but they had Pabst Blue Ribbon and Guinness available; So I ordered up Pabst Smear, instead.

Pabst Smear by QueefSauce February 5, 2022

Pabst smear 

When one stands naked head to tails over another and pours a Pabst Blue Ribbon down their back letting it drip down their ass crack and then smearing their backside on their face .

I totally Pabst smeared their face.

Pabst smear by K@ble June 1, 2024

IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME 

IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME

Literally nobody:

Mom: IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME

IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 29, 2021

when the corn is past it’s prime 

simple, when taylor’s cooch is so far up, you can smell the corn!

hey pooh! look at taylor, that corn is coochie! when the corn is past it’s prime

when the corn is past it’s prime by squigglysquirrels99 October 17, 2019

when the corn is past it’s prime 

simple, when taylor’s cooch is so far up, you can smell the corn!

hey pooh! look at taylor, that corn is coochie! when the corn is past it’s prime

when the corn is past it’s prime by squigglysquirrels99 October 17, 2019