assed out 

1. An unfortunate occurrence in which one gets shafted or lacks adequate resources to accomplish his mission.
2. An anal prolapse in which the sphincter muscle drops outside the anus into the medial space between the two buttocks.

1.You don't have a condon, B? I guess our assed out.
2.Damn, dog I'm assed out from these hemorrhoids. Get me some suppositories or some shit!

assed out by flurky October 28, 2003

Super Assed Out 

When a female fucks every guy you know but fails to fuck you ever.

Fresno Bob -"Bitch fucked her way through my Rolodex! And i still didn't get the pussy"! Sick Boy -"Not even a hand job! Damn! You got Super Assed Out on that deal didn't you!"?

Super Assed Out by anarcho8 June 6, 2011

assed out 

sleep brought on by overconsumption of miscellaneous substances

damn, i had a xanbar and a fifth of vodka and i was assed out

assed out by Tanatz August 2, 2006

assed out 

when a girl is so wasted at a party she passes out in a compromising position, usually with her butt showing (naked or underwear)

That chick is assed out on the couch. Nice thong!

assed out by Marlow Mike May 22, 2009

assed out 

High on coke.

He was so assed out he couldn't even stand up.

assed out by Dee Dee February 4, 2004

assed out 

Already have gotten enough play, doesnt need any more ass.

No ill pass up, im assed-out

assed out by Anonymous June 4, 2003

Assed Out 

Passing out after eating too much ass.

“Whoa bro I Assed Out so hard last night . I feel asleep”
“I don’t pass out, I Ass Out”

Assed Out by DJDickRichards October 23, 2017