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Type of guy that says "square up boy" to the guy next to him, just to get beaten up. Type of guy that would dance on his teammates when he is the worst player on the squad, only to get #2. Type of guy to be attracted to a piece of paper only to cry knowing its not an actual person. Type of guy that would say "oh i know this and you don't", only to go home quickly to search up what it means. And yea.
Bro that man, hes umm, not relatable, such an ootsnuts!
ootsnuts by ;o;jd[owjw July 30, 2018
Something living that’s cute and makes you feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Oh my gosh, look at that ootsie over there.
(ootsie=dog)

Hey ootsie chloe how’s your day?
ootsie by ratch squared March 2, 2020

Ootsie Poodle 

It basically means 'well fucking good for you!! Much in the same running with la di frickin da, congratufuckinlations, and isn't that special!
Marsha: Hey look, my mom just made me a new scarf
Rachel: Well look at my scarf! I just bought it from gucci and I have the matching glasses, dog carrier, and keychain!
Marsha: Well OOTSIE POODLE! (bitch!)
Ootsie Poodle by Aretha November 5, 2005
A word you call someone if they look like a German whore.
That girl sure is Ann ootsy!
ootsy by Danielk878787 December 5, 2014
An uncontrollable explosion of passion and ecstasy at discussing the intricacies of JD Salinger's writings.
I was chatting with Sammy yesterday about "A Perfect Day for Bananafish". She had like six ootsls.
Ootsl by jayPEm January 22, 2018
cunta has run away, if you find him please call 0420 696 666.
'ootsa at johnny's tonight'
ootsa by cunta come here August 20, 2019