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Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism 

An infectious disease which causes the victim to frequently act in an extremely retarded manner, may it be in the form of making whale noises while clapping their hands like a seal, or staring at the ceiling while drooling helplessly and laughing as if possessed.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."

Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."
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Sonic Onset Adventure 

liars, lying, thief, thiefs, morons, a group of people that don't know how to respect others and are overall the definition of bad
these people are just like Sonic Onset Adventure!

Sudden Onset Cabin Fever

A severe psychosis caused by prolonged periods of unexpected time indoors, forced upon the patient by forces beyond his or her control. Leading causes include having one's Valentine's Day vacation to Puerto Rico canceled by the freakin' snowpocolypse.
Why's Bob running around the neighborhood naked? Can't he see the three feet of snow on the ground?

Poor dude's probably got SOCF.

What's SOCF?

Sudden Onset Cabin Fever. It sucks.

Sudden Onset Gravity Attack 

Medical Term used mostly in EMS that refers to the injury of a fall. Mostly used to describe falls in the assisted living community and nursing homes to other medical personel.
Yeah its a 61yo females suffering from a sudden onset gravity attack

Sudden Onset Defecation

Sudden Onset Defecation or S.O.d. which is difference between let’s stop at the next rest stop and PleasePullOverNow!
“Damn Ron, what took you so long?”
“Well Dave, I had an emergency Sudden Onset Defecation and barely made it to a WaWa.”
“Oh I understand that. I had a SOD last week and I’m not allowed in Walmart anymore.”
Used to ask or express the validity of something beyond a reasonable doubt; another way of saying/asking "For real".
Example 1:
Person 1: "Ey man, You heard Joey's in jail?"
Person 2: "On set?"
Person 1: "On set, homie. I put it on my momma"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Ey man, did you for real lose that CD I lent you? Like, not even playing, on set."
Person 2: "Yeah, homie, my bad."

Example 3:
"Stop playing games. If you don't stop fucking around with me, on set; Imma whoop your ass"
On set by C.Corona June 19, 2013
My friend: on set I’m not lying
On set by 85;86 February 20, 2023