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Duke Nukem Forever 

A notoriously delayed shooter. Starring everyone's favorite Crazy Awesome Badass Motherfucker: Duke Nukem, it has been delayed for twelve years.

Then 3drealms shut down. It looked like all hope was lost...

UNTIL GEARBOX CAME IN AND SAVED THE DAY! No, seriously, for the first time in 12 years, at PAX, it was finally confirmed that the game was going to be released, and playable, in 2011. To further drive the point home, it was actually playable at PAX. After a four-hour line, of course.
I'm here to kick ass and release Duke Nukem Forever, and I'm all out of ass.

ALWAYS BET ON DUKE.

Duke Nukem 

Alien Ass kicking exterminator!
Duke talking to Evil Duke"Your too good looking to kill,but I'm gonna kill you anyway"
Duke Nukem by ISS September 2, 2003

Duke Nukem 

A bad-ass motherfucker notable for his god-like quotes.

Quotes:

"Eat shit and die."
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."
"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum."
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker."
"See you in Hell!"
"Suck it down!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Guy #1: Have you heard of Duke Nukem?

Guy #2: Who's he?

Guy #1: He's a BAMF ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum, that's who he is!

duke nukem forever 

The video game that is the sequel to Duke Nukem 3D. The game has been delayed multiple times and many lost hope of it's completion. As a sort of accidental foreshadowing, the acronym for Duke Nukem Forever is D.N.F (Did Not Finish). Luckily Gear Box has stated that the game is due to arrive sometime in 2011 and anyone who bought the "game of the year" edition of Borderlands will be able to play the demo before anyone else.
Person 1-
Dude, valve is taking forever with Half-life 2 : episode 3.

Person 2-
I've been waiting since 1997 for Duke Nukem Forever. You haven't even SEEN "taking forever"!!!

duke nukem 

duke nukem, our dinnertime source of entertainment!
duke nukem by Jason from B-Tec November 10, 2005

duke nukem 

The best ass kicker this side of the moon.
One of the quotes I remember, "Your chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
I only remember that because my brother used to play it and my dad forbid me to watch it v.v
duke nukem by Kristaa November 17, 2004