There Is No Such Thing As Free Pussy 

Pussy is never free.

"Hey man I banged a hot chick last night, but I think she has a kid."
"Ha, there is no such thing as free pussy."

There Is No Such Thing As Free Pussy by Chet Cummings 13 September 24, 2008

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Another word for fuck bois

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There's no such thing as free lunch

A phrase that suggests sexual favors will ensue the current meal.

The Girl Next Door: Thanks for taking me out, I'm having a great time!
Big Man on Campus: There's no such thing as free lunch. Let's fuck.

There's no such thing as free lunch by Dan Mit September 26, 2006

no freebies bitch 

Don't take advantage of ones time

Pay for my time invested, no freebies bitch.

no freebies bitch by Wonderwoman June 9, 2014

No-Hands-Freeby 

For a person (typically a male) to urinate
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.

*flush*

Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."

Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"

Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."

No-Hands-Freeby by heyschmexy September 15, 2011