nige wage

noun. a very low pay rate, commensurate to slave labor. One cannot possibly live off of this rate of pay.

Man, the only jobs available on the market now pay nige wage.

nige wage by Dyrty Hyrry November 6, 2009

Nige ven suagh 

A redneck on the loose

"Ahhhh! Nige ven suagh!"

Nige ven suagh by Nino the rapper April 10, 2020

going for a 'Nige' 

To go and urinate, usually quickly after consuming the first beer of the night.

That beer has gone right through me! Just "going for a 'Nige'".

going for a 'Nige' by The Abbott January 5, 2014

Doing a Nige 

The art of answering more than one question with a single answer, and expecting people to understand the answer that is only in your head.

Q. Shall we go to Nando's or Chicken Shop tonight?
A. Yeah - book it and I'll meet you there at 7.
Q. Which one? You're doing a Nige again.

Doing a Nige by dragon_nut June 25, 2019

The Nige 

The proper way to describe a group of black people in an area.

We better get going, the nige is out in full force.

The Nige by TheManWithThePlanHellYeah April 6, 2009

Big Nige 

This man is on the sex offender register for severely raping and setting fire to his 5 sons.

Watch out, Big nige has just been released from his 65 year prison sentence. Make sure you don’t get raped!

Big Nige by Ethan strong December 31, 2019

Big Nige 

That particularly large shite that you can't flush. Named after the self-titled Nigel 'Big Nige' Farage (@Nigel_Farage ) following his appearance on ITV's I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.

I did a really Big Nige last night, it was still there after three flushes.

Big Nige by Stumpysheep December 5, 2023