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it's my birthday NIGGA 

a loud proclamation said by someone when it is their birthday, usually highlighted by said someone forcing a door open with their foot
It was quiet in the house, when all of a sudden Steve busted the door open and yelled :

"it's my birthday NIGGA."

Everyone immediately gave Steve all their money from their respective wallets.

Queef on my Birthday 

When someone says "Queef on my birthday" they usually mean that something bad or really awkward happened. This term is usually used by Skaters, Snowboarders, Surfers or Longboarders. Sometimes when the situation wasn't as bad then they say "Queef after my birthday".
Degnarly: "Dud remember when that girl caught you staring at her ass?"

Vestigialman: "Yeaaah man that was like a Queef on My birthday mannn."

Degnarly: "Yeah Man that was not sick man that was awkward man"

your not invited to my birthday party 

the strongest insult to a 1st grader, 2nd grader, and 3rd grader.
little boy: I hate you
little boy2: i hate you more
little boy: your a poopiehead
little boy 2: your not invited to my birthday party
little boy : NOOOOO

You're not invited to my birthday party 

DANGER LEVEL 10 COMBEACK, USE IT WITH CAUTION
Paul: You're not invited to my birthday party
Shujiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

its my birthday 

A social phrase to tell someone to give you a present. because, it's your birthday.
Arny: its my birthday
Michael: So..
Arny: Ahem
Michael: OH YEAH, HERE BRO. -hands wads of cash from wallet-
its my birthday by CRUNKBEAST December 19, 2009

Ur not invited to my birthday party

This sentence is a very mean thing to say if you say it to anyone they will be sad
Ur not invited to my birthday party