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murray. Also known as emmy, is found near the area of como, usually dressed as what people would call an “eshay”. She spends most of her days smoking and vaping in the bathrooms, and is even part of a charity group by the name of “youngins of chaos”. Murray spends alot of her time charging her crystals, and helping kids in need. Two children who are in extreme poverty always come to murray for help, and she happily steps on them <3 she calls them “ash and simmi” . FUN FACT! Did u know emmy runs her own business with Lisa?! stop by their corner store and by urself a pack of ciggies with a free crystal in every purchase! Try one of their free moldy fruit too!
Callardog: have u seen murray today? It’s her time to watch the store

*murray rises from beneath the earth’s crust*

Murray: i have been summoned father callardog?

mann,trash,smoddi,phinester,wee wee and dharman are shooketh to their knees
murray by sexcmincham May 21, 2021
Slang term for a cowardly Pedophile. Often managing Fish & Chip shops (and) or Ice Cream shops. Places that often employ teenage girls.
Did you hear Hannah got a job at the fish & chip shop?

Oh dear I hope she doesn't get abused by that Murray that runs the place
Murray by ThePlainTruth July 3, 2020
Murray - verb: the act of farting semen from ones butthole usually after anal intercourse.
My girlfriend murrayed on me yesterday after we got done doing the no pants dance.
Murray by Murray Dan May 24, 2011
A Murray is a female, usually one of below average breast size who, although outwardly shy, is inwardly a nymphomaniac who loves to sleep with large men of African American Heritage. Moreover, she enjoys getting Abe Lincoln'ed or Candy Caned in bed.
My friend Claire, saw my boy LaKeldrick studying in a library in New Hampshire when she acted in typically Murray fashion until he ended the encounter by candy caning her.
Murray by Tomas Milone January 30, 2007
“NoNut-November is over gonna give myself a Murray”- Stephen
Murray by SnakeySnake November 30, 2018
Rides unicorns everywhere with his hair flowing majestically in the wind.
Dude A: Bro is that a unicorn with a guy on it.

Bro A: Yeah dude don't you know Murray, he's got the most voluptuous hair.
Murray by Murraywiththenicehair November 21, 2021