murphy's law 

Shit happens.

I always fail to capture that damn roadrunner thanks to Murphy's Law, and all those defective, shitty ACME products.

murphy's law by Wily E. Coyote September 24, 2003

Eddie Murphy's Law 

based on the term Murphy's Law, in which "anything that can go wrong, will wrong."

Eddie Murphy's Law suggest that "anything that can go wrong, will go wrong for a black man,"

That's Eddie Murphy's law for ya.

Eddie Murphy's Law by AmericanBeard June 2, 2010

Murphy Law 

"When something can go wrong, it will go wrong"
- Murphy

I missed my date beaucse of the fucking Murphy Law

Murphy Law by Boy Bros May 12, 2004

murphy's law 

I have seen it quoted in this manner: "If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those results in a catastrophe, then someone will do it that way." It is more a psychological law than a superstition then.

murphy's law by Thermaland October 31, 2003

murphy's law 

Commonly, a situation where, if anything can go wrong, it will, but I wanted to add my examples.

You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.

If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.

murphy's law by andy1 August 10, 2005

Murphy's Law 

when something ironically goes wrong.

examples of Murphy's Law:
1: "the one day you forget to brush your teeth, it's picture day at school!!"

2: "the one time that you make me a pom-pom bow to put in my shoe, i have to dance! darn that murphy, he never takes a day off..."

Murphy's Law by ashley!!!!!!!!! November 2, 2008

Murphy's Law of first period 

If you haven't done homework for a class, you will have it first period without fail

Guy 1: Ah fuck dude, English first... of course I didn't write my essay.
Guy 2: Well yeah dude, murphy's law of first period

Murphy's Law of first period by dangdaddddddyyyy November 9, 2016