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train mong

People who travel on trains and are utterly oblivious to anyone or anything in their immediate vicinity. They annoy all the time just by being in the same carriage and frankly should be culled.
Who the fuck is making all the noise licking crisp salts off their fingers? Oh yea, it's another fucking train mong.
train mong by Ow See April 19, 2018
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parlor monger

One who habitually visits Asian massage parlors
Scottie has been down at the Asian massage joint 3 times this week. That kid is a raging parlor monger.
parlor monger by Bald Boy July 9, 2018

Mong Bix 

The practise of smoking cannabis through a bong while under the influence of ketamine.

This is a rather intense high, somewhat psychedelic, and sometimes even enjoyable.
The name is a bastardisation of the term Bong Mix, re-arranged so because this activity is known to cause severe episodes of monging out completely.
Bonging and snorting Ketamine together is called Mong Bix, and its fucking intense.
Mong Bix by Fludence May 25, 2010

Salami Monger 

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese
“Yo is he circumcised
“Nah he’s a salami monger
Salami Monger by Guy what August 21, 2020
Paddying, sulking like a little bitch, going on and on cause your a sad twat.
look at that moangy bastard over there he needs to smile the sad twat
Moangy by mattix888 August 7, 2011

Tana Mongeau 

Tana Mongeau is a girl who got fucked with a toothbrush.
He fucked me, with a toothbrush!!!! He fucked me, with a toothbrush!!!!!!!!! A toothbrush!! Quote by Tana Mongeau
Tana Mongeau by Aaron’s jokes March 20, 2018