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moon rocks 

an alternative for balls, as popularized by Stephen T. Colbert of the Colbert Report
"Turns out NASA didn't have the moon rocks to put my name on that space node"
moon rocks by xxZeus-Almighty December 10, 2009
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Moon Rocks 

An STD one acquires which generally results in ones gentalia becoming deformed, hideous, and often unrecognizable. Essentially, your dick takes on an incomprehendable alien appeareance, comparable to that of a bizzare alien rock from the fucking moon.
Man, I hooked up with that girl from Burger King. Too bad I didn't wrap it, and by monday my equipment looks like contraband from Apollo 11, and itches hellaciously.I think Darla gave me Moon Rocks.
Moon Rocks by BLUE_WATER November 14, 2011

moon rocks 

when smoking resin, a term for a cashed bowl.
that shit is dusted son, nothin' but moon rocks left.
moon rocks by Dickie Moist October 26, 2003

Moon Rocks 

Large shards of pure (or almost pure) MDMA. Way better than your average stepped on and super cut bag of powdered molly or pressed ecstasy pills. Taken orally mostly at music festivals, moon rocks are highly potent and will give you a clean long lasting high.
Hope you're wearing your astronaut suit to this Phish festie cuz I got us a big bag of moon rocks.
Moon Rocks by onedaytoday August 17, 2018

moonrock 

A combination of crack and heroin, usually smoked. Usually low quality, black tar heroin. Sometimes crack is crushed and injected with heroin, also a moonrock.
Moonrocks are a poorer, less-intelligent man's speedball.
moonrock by Casey L. Jones July 17, 2006
Moondock!
Moondock by AlexJWeston April 17, 2021