moon landing

Moon landing is defined as when two naked arses meet/touch/rub together accidentally

E.g. Two men bending down simultaneously to pick something up when in a communal shower and their arses meet...briefly

It was awful, I bent down to collect my travel shampoo and a moon landing occurred with a complete stranger .

moon landing by Moonlandingman January 12, 2017

Accidental Moon Landing 

The act of touching your bare Ass with another persons bare ass, typically while in the shower or locker room.

Oh Jesus ! I was in the shower and I had an accidental moon landing with Mark

Accidental Moon Landing by CptThunder thighs August 16, 2017

Moon Landing

A way Girls "manicure" their pubic hair in the fashion of a circle
Created By those who are upset with the sub par standards in pubic hair, and request more "Actionable" shapes in pubic hair

"So you know what a landing strip is right?, its a way girls manicure their pubic. Its a perfect line right ? So whats a moon landing right? you pull the pants down, Perfect circle"(drops the mic)-Joel Heyman

Moon Landing by weepill March 31, 2015

Dirty Moon Landing 

The act of pressing your ass up against another persons ass and then letting out a juicy fart, thereby causing the fartee to whinge in disgust.

She was moaning on her hands and knees, cheeks spread with impatient anticipation of shelthing the throbbing red rod of pleasure when all of a sudden she felt a dank boggy stench roll up her back and tickle her nose as he came in for a Dirty Moon Landing.

Dirty Moon Landing by The_Manbeast June 6, 2017

Moon Landing

An event in America's history that actually happened, but has much criticism of being a hoax. Unfortunately simple minded idiots on urban dictionary like to try to spread their ignorance to people. Some people try to explain things that were filmed during the moon landing as a reason for being a hoax and deny the truth, even though footage from the moon landing has been proven to be true years later after it happened. Even though, still these people won't believe in the truth because they are just too stubborn and live in the past.

{idiot} "Hey, dude did you see that flag on the moon landing waving. It must be a hoax"
{anyone with a brain} " Oh my, just shut the f**k up, they've proven that it is possible to do that in space, gets your facts right before you start talking."

Moon Landing by whathappenedinthemoonlanding July 7, 2010

moon landing

When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.

After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."

moon landing by sprtkus February 18, 2011

Moon landing

A moon landing is when two people's naked butts bump as they bend over.

Two men in a gym locker room bend over at the same time while facing away from each other and their naked butts bump:

"Oh, oh my gosh! I'm so sorry!"

"What? Was that your first moon landing?"

Moon landing by lacygirl1126 January 31, 2010