montezuma voodoo 

Diarrhea; excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces. Also known as the D. Reference to what happens to you when you drink the water in Mexico.

He ate a chimichanga today and it gave him the Montezuma voodoo.

montezuma voodoo by lord January 17, 2005

Montezuma's Mouthwashed 

When a guy ATM's a girl after she has eaten a bunch of spicy food. Burning her mouth from last nights spicy dinner

Last night i montezuma's mouthwashed that girl from the mexican food resteraunt. She got burned twice!

Montezuma's Mouthwashed by durangokickflip June 17, 2011

Montezuma's Mustache

A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.

Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.

Montezuma's Mustache by jean anyon July 30, 2008

Montezuma's revenge

caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.

I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.

Montezuma's revenge by Reed May 5, 2006

Montezuma's revenge

having the urge to shart up a storm in your pantaloons and having to run into a restaraunt to throw a shart grenade in their toilet.

Maarrrrrk had Montezuma's revenge and almost didnt make it. zzzoooooooooooom

Montezuma's revenge by Maarrrrrthew June 12, 2005

montezuma's mustache

The diahhrea version of a dirty sanchez. Having someone with loose bowels create a thin line above the upper lip.

Theresa is certainly kinky, she enjoys getting a Montezuma's mustache every time her partner gets the trots.

montezuma's mustache by shirleys January 9, 2007

Montezuma's Revenge

Also known as Moctezuma's Revenge, the correct, authentic meaning of "Montezuma's Revenge" regards the effects produced by the seasoned spicy Mexican food on foreigners, ranging from the effect of an unaccustomed, non connoisseur palate to chilli, to the stomachal consequences caused by the Mexican food. It has nothing to do with the concept of a developed country versus a developing country and not with their hygienic habits. The latter two terms are derogatory and rather seek to disqualify.

"Montezuma's Revenge" is not a disease. It is a "bad moment" that happens when a foreigner has never tasted chili or spicy food.

Its origin comes from Moctezuma, the mexica emperor who met the spaniards, as he now gets revenge on the foreigners (mainly whites, because spaniards are white) for destroying his people.

I put too much salsa on my tacos and now I have Montezuma's Revenge.

Montezuma's Revenge by Fawfulster September 12, 2010