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A small chinese penguin, that feels attracted to large gorillas. They also never shower in the mornings as a sign for mating
"Ew that small thing over there smells funny" "He must be a Moffat"
Moffat by James Allan May 6, 2008
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A man who looks like a douche but somehow still manages to pick up perfect tens.
Steve is totally a Moffat but damn look at that chick he's with she is a perfect ten
Moffat by Quirkly March 15, 2011
- Foul-smelling, fairy beasht.
- Can obtain legendary status on occasions.
"That dirty Moffat is after oil-checking me with my own finger!! How does he do it??"
moffat by Marty Scanlon December 3, 2007
one who has become wildly drunk, in a hilarious manner to the rest of the party.
Dude, that guy is straight moffat. He just headbutted a garbage can!
moffat by jjmcdnnc April 4, 2010
A cross breed between a goblin and a troll, a Moffat doesnt live beneath a bridge and doesnt eat sheep but takes pleasure in seeing little children. Also has an extremely odd personality but when provoked will get very angry
He's as mad as a Moffat
Moffat by jp29 July 9, 2012
A person who is the lowest form of ultimate scum.
"Man you smell like a right moffat"
moffat by Larry 2.0 May 7, 2007