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SWASTA-MOBIL 

A SWASTA-MOBIL is a 4 wheeled car made of bricks, it has a 2d vertical structure with almost or preferably no width.This vehicle is mainly used to spread SWASTA-MEN propaganda. The SWASTA-MOBIL is sold only buy SWASTA-MEN also known as Nazis. This car can come with an expensive price to add jet turbines.
The Swasta company had a big sale of SWASTA-MOBILS.
SWASTA-MOBIL by Ggdude801 November 22, 2022
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Exxon Mobil 

World's 3rd largest company (2009 sales: $310 billion); 2nd largest oil company (after Royal Dutch Shell).

Founded by John D. Rockefeller in 1862 in Titusville, PA as Rockefeller & Andrews Oil. Using combination of trust agreement and a holding company based in NJ, grew to totally dominate oil production, transport, and retailing. Standard Oil incorporated 1870.

Trust agreements revoked (court order) 1892; SO holding company broken up 1911 into 35 entities, including: Exxon, Mobil, Chevron, ARCO, Conoco, and Amoco. Amoco and ARCO were absorbed by British Petroleum, while Conoco merged with Phillips, Chevron merged with Texaco, and Exxon merged with Mobil.

Apologies to Urban Dictionary for misspelling the company's name "Exxon Mobile" in the definition for BP, p.l.c..
Exxon Mobil operates 37 oil refineries in 20 countries; in the USA, it owns and operates about 12,000 service stations.

Exxon Mobil mostly evaded any significant financial responsibility for the 1989 Exxon Valdez tanker crash, the 2nd worst oil spill in US history (since eclipsed by the 2010 Deepwater Horizon blowout. That disaster cost the company about $4.5 billion, paid out over 20 years (or roughly 2% of profits over that time period).
Exxon Mobil by Abu Yahya July 18, 2010

Exxon Mobil 

The largest company in the world by total revenue. Based in Texas. Formed after Exxon and Mobil merged in 1999. The CEO is a former Longhorn.
Though often controversial, Exxon Mobil is just a corporation like any other.
Exxon Mobil by lewis rush October 25, 2007

the pope-mobil 

OMG look its the pope-mobil!!
the pope-mobil by Martina D June 6, 2005

pikey-mobil

The classic mode of transport of an average pikey. Normally a Mitsubishi Raider or a similar style full of pikeys yodling out the windows. Often chase bicyclists honking loudly and singing 'High on a hill'.
Oh no, here comes another pikey-mobil. Get out your rifles lads.
pikey-mobil by Scar Flare September 9, 2007

gypsy mobil 

A gypsy mobil is a fully working caravan (travellers vehicle) that runs on three wheels and 5 star equipment inside.
Oh wow mate, your gypsy mobil is in mint condition.

웃 ''Mobil'' 

Just a stick figure, '' 웃'' it's known with the name of Mobil.
Mark: Did you saw that 웃 ''Mobil''?
Josh: YES! They're crazy.

Son: Hi mom, i saw a 웃 ''Mobil'' at school today.
Mom: That's why you're my son, kid.
웃 ''Mobil'' by Yuwurih November 30, 2023