Mitching
Mitching by Lewis Carpie October 17, 2012
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When somebody bitches outrageously and frequently about apple products until they go into an endless loop of rage and pass out.
Person A: I-Phones suck!
Person B: Graarrrrggg! I-Phones don't suck! I-Phones are cool! I-Phones and I-Pads! I-Phones don't suck!
Person C: Wow, that guys really mitching!
Person B: Graarrrrggg! I-Phones don't suck! I-Phones are cool! I-Phones and I-Pads! I-Phones don't suck!
Person C: Wow, that guys really mitching!
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Mitching
" Hey I'll be right back (7:00 Am)........... (3:00 Pm) Oh sorry the Lt. asked me to do something.
" Hey I'm going to grab a coffee anyone want one?........... (4 hours later) "oh sorry I forgot your coffee I'll go grab it now"
" Man yesterday I got Mitched hard"
"I can't stand the Mitching that goes on here"
" Hey I'm going to grab a coffee anyone want one?........... (4 hours later) "oh sorry I forgot your coffee I'll go grab it now"
" Man yesterday I got Mitched hard"
"I can't stand the Mitching that goes on here"
Mitching by The survivors of Mitching August 21, 2011
mitching
mitching by JoeMama69haha October 19, 2020
Mitching it
"Hey man did you root that chick last night?" "Na man I just went home and studied" "Oh my god dude stop mitching it!"
Mitching it by Anonymous..,. May 1, 2009
Mitching Out
Verb.
1) The ensuing behavior following more than three shots of alcohol when one is both a lightweight and a small person named mitch, which includes, but is not limited to: refusal to go to bed quietly, making an ass of one's self, yelling "hey girl, take off that polka dot bikini," or any general act of combing both "bitching out" and being named mitch.
2) The act of bitching out, but when the person's name is Mitch.
3) The verb that describes mitch's behavior after three or more drinks
1) The ensuing behavior following more than three shots of alcohol when one is both a lightweight and a small person named mitch, which includes, but is not limited to: refusal to go to bed quietly, making an ass of one's self, yelling "hey girl, take off that polka dot bikini," or any general act of combing both "bitching out" and being named mitch.
2) The act of bitching out, but when the person's name is Mitch.
3) The verb that describes mitch's behavior after three or more drinks
Person 1: Oh man did you see Mitch hiding under the table at the strip club?
Person 2: Oh yeah, he was totally Mitching out!
Person 1: Afterward he absolutely refused to pass out on the couch!
Person 2: Wow what a Mitch!
Person 2: Oh yeah, he was totally Mitching out!
Person 1: Afterward he absolutely refused to pass out on the couch!
Person 2: Wow what a Mitch!
Mitching Out by Mingo_Fiercest December 16, 2009
Mitching out
Verb. When a very straight girl (not a fence-sitter) succumbs to the charms of a lesbian who actively seeks to 'turn' straight girls, and enters a long term relationship with her. Term originated by a professor at Randolph-Macon Woman's College for such a relationship, based on the nickname of the straight girl involved.
Person 1: So, what's up with Katie and Megan?
Person 2: They're dating.
Person 1: Whoa, I didn't realize Megan swung that way!
Person 2: She doesn't really, she's totally Mitching out.
Person 2: They're dating.
Person 1: Whoa, I didn't realize Megan swung that way!
Person 2: She doesn't really, she's totally Mitching out.
Mitching out by Miss Macon July 28, 2008