Minimalist Weeb 

A Weeabo that hides their weebness from the world, often by buying little merchandise, and saving forms of expressing their obsession to occasional fanfiction and manga. This type of Closet Weeb is often very successful in appearing normal, and may also be an introvert.

'No, I don't have any figurines, I'm just a Minimalist Weeb'

Minimalist Weeb by Mage in a Barrel May 31, 2019

tax-me minimalist 

any person who is aware of poverty and yet romanticizes living in poverty on purpose. . . doing the minimal doings to collect government entitlements and welfare and underestimate his/her danger living with like people

erin - did you hear john lives downtown now?

pete - no way! why didnt he stay in construction?

erin - he's a self martyr.

pete - he's one of them tax-me minimalist. he's joined thier cause that sucks the tit of the nanny state.

tax-me minimalist by Harry Day March 17, 2010

minimalist 

n. one who puts forth as little effort as possible

"I'm a minimalist, make your own example."

minimalist by Stupid Underwear November 21, 2009

minimalist typography 

a style of typing which lacks capital letters or excessive punctuation
casual respellings of words like through as thru, you're as ure; etc
coined by gretchen mcculloch in her book "because internet"

Hey, why do you not use capital letters in your writing? It's a bit weird, in my opinion...
well u can still get what im saying, im an advocate for minimalist typography

minimalist typography by eljest September 2, 2019

State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)

Prison
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.

“As a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.”

"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"

State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA) by Katy Proper December 30, 2008

minimalist 

some one who puts for as litte effort as possible.

"Yo dawg, I'd do more fo y'all, but im a minimalist. Word."

minimalist by NuggThugg December 23, 2006

Minimalist 

When a male has a tiny dick and therefore has to have everything in his life small.

Jose couldn't satisfy his girlfriend, he is a minimalist.

Minimalist by DankBoi_69 August 15, 2019