minimal wipage 

The act of successfully utilizing only 1-2 wipes of toilet paper after having a clean break-away (often associated with a clean "plop" sound) in the act of pooping, thus efficiently reducing time spent wiping and amount of toilet paper used.

Gillium was in a rush and successfully utilized minimal wipage, and was able to get back to his daily activities.

minimal wipage by Javin232 October 21, 2011

minimal wear 

A condition of a weapon skin in cs:go that comes right before factory new. Typically bought by thrifty players who have realised that in most cases, the difference between factory new and minimal wear can only be observed under a microscope and by the size of the dent in your already fund deprived wallet

I was going to buy the factory new tec-9|brass, but I saved enough money to buy a car by going with the visually identical minimal wear variant. After some time however, I did realise there is a small scratch inside the chamber, so that must be why it's minimal wear.

minimal wear by ExpectNeo June 2, 2017

Minimal Effort 

Preparing for and overcoming challenges or solving problems with the least possible effort. A principle that is against using more time and energy than necessarry. Some people have this term as a way of life. Sometimes it is an outcome of chronic procrastination. No regrets.

Chad studied all night to manage to pass the exam in the following day. A true inspiration of minimal effort.

Minimal Effort by Papazilium May 31, 2021

minimal pussy media

What a mad scientist uses to make pussy while working long hours. The minimal essential elements for creating your very own pussy.

And on the 9th day Jan pulled out the minimal pussy media and it was good

minimal pussy media by FuckRudder November 16, 2011

minimal techno 

a synthesizer-generated type of music characterized by a bpm (beat-per-minute) tempo of 140 on average. Minimal techno seems to be an offshoot of Rotterdam hardcore, the type of extremely-fast music in vogue on the dance-floors of the Dutch city. In the US, DJs/Producers like Jeff Mills (Detroit) have championed the sound since the early 90s and can be heard unleasing the hard, take-no-prisoners sounds of minimal techno at dancefloors across the globe. he is most popular, it seems, in Europe and, Japan.

This is so minimal techno!

minimal techno by Ali Naderzad February 12, 2006

minimal talk 

The person who only lets their mindys or wap do the talking.doesn’t talk allot unless verbal is giving or talking to someone they rate

Minimal talk or (mt) and his friend ck stained a Ute in Bexleyheath at 3am for him staring funny

minimal talk by Unknown Lewisham person February 23, 2025

Games of minimal exertion

Games played after gorging one's self on food. Perfect for the family get togethers, tailgate parties, or even after a trip to the Golden Corral with friends. Typical games include horse shoes, bean bags, or for the ambitious, darts.

Aunt Bev, that was a great Thanksgiving meal! I'm stuffed! It's time for some games of minimal exertion. Uncle Cletus, let's go throw some horse shoes!

Games of minimal exertion by wheredidmypantsgo November 25, 2010