Michaella 

A girl who is a big fan of Asian balls. Also has an usual fondness for all things British. Has a particular taste for tea. Absolutely in love with boys who's names begin with V's.

Hey do you know Michaella?
Oh my god dude, yeah. She's quite a card.

Michaella by pieceofcheesecake April 1, 2016

Michaella 

She is a very pretty girl who is blind asf and she will annoy you to death. She has two cats and a fish. She loves lightskins, Spicy whites, Arabs ,Asian guys and pretty much any guy taller than her . She is great at keeping secrets and will be your friend till the day you die. You can't sit with her at a funeral because you will piss your pants. She is someone you can laugh with and have full on conversations with. She loves horror movies, gets triggered easily and hates almost everyone. She will suck your dick if you play basketball or Soccer. She also sucks at the talking stage and gets bored of a guy very easily. She has a great sense of style and she loves to eat rice. :Last but not least can't get over the guy she dated 2 years ago.

-Whos that loud ass girl?
-Oh thats Michaella! SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP !!!

**sees football or basketball guys coming**
Michealla: **quickly puts on glasses to see better**

Michaella by urmomgaes December 6, 2021

Michaella-Money 

Someone or something extremely beautiful.
Beauty beyond measure

I bought a Michaella-Money dress at the auction.
Wow! You woke up looking Michaella-Money.

Michaella-Money by Fabs9941 December 16, 2021

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.

Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

Joel Michael Singer by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020

Majestic Michael 

A complete god.

Majestic Michael

Majestic Michael by Hi I’m Michael March 11, 2019

Michael Krisfalusi 

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.

Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra

Michael Krisfalusi by Lovely hat November 20, 2017

Michael Mell 

Michael Mell is a pure gay boy from the Musical Be More Chill

We don't speak of the Michael Mell from the book

Michael Mell is the best male in Be More Chill, change my mind.

Michael Mell by MilesWritesShit November 9, 2018