Miami University 

Known as the 3rd best university in Ohio, as reported by US and World News, behind top ranked Ohio State University and Ohio University. A mid-sized university located in Oxford, OH. More than 120 years older than The University of Miami in Florida.

Known for its Hockey team, and well-ranked business programs, and known as a college with little diversity and a reputation of egotistical students.

Contrary to reports, the University is ranked more than 20 spots behind The Ohio State University in the US and World News Report of the nation's best colleges. The median family income of the student's families is also 7% lower than those that attend Ohio State.

Miami University has a bigger ego than IQ.

Miami University by Ohio Reporter November 10, 2009

Miami University 

The "other" Miami, located in Ohio. Wishes it was located in Sunny Florida. Although it is much older than THE University of Miami, it is in NO way superior. Should not be mistaken for the University of Miami, as it's name is Miami University.

"I go to Miami University."
"Florida or Ohio?"
"I said Miami University... Ohio... where sun never shines and our football team never wins."

Miami University by Canes Fan June 10, 2006

Miami University Swimmers 

A group of athletes at Miami University who frequently consume excess amounts of alcohol to compensate for the excess amounts of miles swam in the pool daily. They work hard, and play harder.

Similar to a small town, everyone seems to know everyone else's business. Rumors fly and tempers flare regardless of the hour. Sunday morning brunch at Harris Dining Hall brings out awkward weekend memories.

These MU athletes are also credited with throwing the single largest house party on campus, called Fish Fest, typically held in April each year. Hundreds of thirsty students stop by for their share of 20+ kegs and live music.

Notoriously known for having an exemplary collective GPA, the MU swimmers prove they are bound for success in and out of the pool.

I always see the Miami University Swimmers pushing tables together at Harris and talk about the weekend. Someone always gets "housed".

Miami University Swimmers by Wet Redhawk July 19, 2009

University of Miami 

The only place in the world where a hairy Jewish kid will get laid by a supermodel.

"(Giggle) Look, Bobby Goldman's yarmulke is the same color as his Bentley- how stylish!"

University of Miami by KK October 22, 2004

University of Miami 

The University that everyone will envy you for. Smart kids who like to have fun. Great academics, athletics, weather, and banger parties. It’s referred to as The U because it is the king of all universities. Walk to south beach after class and run into a couple celebs. Pretty sure everyone who goes to that school is some sort of supermodel.

Jen- I’m flying out this weekend to visit my friend at The University of Miami

Kathleen- Tell the kardashian’s I said hello.

University of Miami by rjmobb February 26, 2019

University of Miami 

Quite possibly the world's most ass-kickingest university. Beautiful women, gorgeous campus, elite-level academics, and better sports teams than any other college. Ever. Anywhere. If god came fown from heaven to create an American university, it would be UM.

Brenda: So, like, um, I'm going to Harvard next year.

Sasha: Have fun freezing year ass off with New England WASPS. I'll be chillin' at the University of Miami.

University of Miami by erockinit July 27, 2005

University of Miami 

The college you wish you went to, the college you wish you could fit in with, the college where the students don't freeze thier asses off because they are at the beach. The college that takes partying to a whole new level of its own. Where the weather is hot and the people even hotter; what could be better than the University of MIAMI??

Guy1: damn i hooked up with this fine ass girl last night from university of miami

Guy2: no way man...those girls are hot!

Guy1: i know, i love me some miami girls!

University of Miami by Alex/Jess November 16, 2006