Megalodon fucked 

When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you

"Yeah man she was megalodon fucked"
"On a scale of 1-megalodon fucked how drunk are you"

Megalodon fucked by MegalodonM8 August 19, 2015

Megalodon monday 

A national holiday every monday celebrating the Megalodon shark

Tim: What day is it?

Rob: Its Megalodon monday!

Tim: Thanks!

Megalodon monday by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

mobile megalodon 

Glider released in the game Fortnite Battle Royale.

Released in Chapter 5, season 3

“Man that new glider is awesome!”

“Oh yeah, it’s great… What’s its name again”

“Mobile Megalodon.”

mobile megalodon by Swim_ July 9, 2024

mobile megalodon 

A glider released in Chapter 5, Season 3 of the video game Fortnite Battle Royale.

“Bro have you seen that Mobile Megalodon glider in Fortnite?”

mobile megalodon by Swim_ July 9, 2024

Pedal to the megalodon 

Splatoon slang for give it one's all. This phrase is commonly heard by Shiver and her supporters

Shiver: Octavian, The next Splatfest is going to start soon, are you ready to give us the win?
Octavian: Yes queen! I'm Ready to pedal to the Megalodon!
Shiver: That's the spirit! Go for it Mah Boi!

Pedal to the megalodon by ErPhox05 February 26, 2024

shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon 

a megalodon in fisch which is very rare and only a few people have it. this takes a lot of fisching skills to get.

OMG!!!!!!!!! I GOT A "shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO RARE AND IT SELLS FOR 129,395 CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon by =-0987654321\][poiuytrewq';lkj February 4, 2025

megalongdong 

oh, you were looking for a fish, right? well look where that got you. mega. long. dong.

i’ve been studying a lot about sharks and i can tell you have a megalongdong

megalongdong by I can’t put my real name August 27, 2021