Jack McLane

Jack is clearly the greatest guy you will ever meet, he has tons and tons of friends and women surround him always because they want to date that awesome man. Also, he is 100 times better than some mf named George.

oh my god is that Jack McLane? Jack McLane is hot.

Jack McLane by your uncles used condom June 8, 2021

sarah mclane 

A Dyke

A person that is attracted to girls.
That girl is such a Sarah Mclane

sarah mclane by Ghvvfgbvvvhsjbsbx November 29, 2016

General McLane 

The worst fucking place in Pennsylvania. I guarantee you've never met anyone from here because they've already killed themselves after being exposed to the utter bullshit of this place.

Person 1: hey, you know General McLane?
Person 2: yeah, I hate it

General McLane by your average redditor July 5, 2023

John Mulaney Syndrome 

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay

Nah, he just has John Mulaney Syndrome.

John Mulaney Syndrome by Absolute twat September 25, 2020

John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.

John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.

John Mulaney by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020

Melanesia 

An island territory in the pacific that stretches from Fiji to West Papua.

Inhabited by warlike head hunting dark skin people who are considered superior then the soft gangsta wannabe polynesians.

European Explorer: oh my goodness, you chopped a jolly good fellows head off. Now i got blood all over me bloody english muffin and cup of tea.

Chief Kuloolai: Welcome to Melanesia motherfucker. What you thought this was?? Polynesia?? get the fuck outta here!

Melanesia by Alphonse Dau November 17, 2009

John McClane 

n proper: Protagonist of the Die Hard series and BAMF who transcends humanity.
v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative means.

n: Who do you think you are, John McClane?
v:
1- to kill helicopter with building
2- to duct tape gun to your back
3- to kill a plane with a zippo lighter
4- to cross Mannhattan in a matter of minutes (truly impossible in case you've never been there)
5- to kill another helicopter with a telephone cable
6- to knock a guy out of a hilicopter with a fire hydrant
7- to kill a heicopter with a car
8- to drive through a power plant with an SUV
9- to kill an F-35 with a briefcase
10- to shoot yourself to shoot the guy right behind you
11- to do any of the above while on vacation

"I just John McClaned that dude in Halo!" (after driving a warthog into a banshee and having both explode as a result)

John McClane by Sean KF December 15, 2008