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Meme Machine 

A person (usually a white teen) who eats, drinks, breathes Memes. In some cases even injecting memes into his bloodstream.

He pumps out memes on his Edgy IFunny account to surpass Dibly and Racoo.
"Hey George, Did you catch Filthy Franks new video?"
"Sure did Sam, that dudes a motherfucking Meme Machine."
"For sure, edgy as shit."
Meme Machine by SchoolChild May 25, 2016

smith machine 

The machine at the gym that looks like a bench press but has guiding rails that keep the barbell in a straight up and down line. Use this and your strength and reputation at the gym may suffer.
Bro #1: Hey you see Alan over there working the smith machine?

Bro #2: Yeah bro, poor guy won't be getting his swole on any time soon pumping that thing.
smith machine by junksniffer45 June 25, 2013

bonk machine 

a cash machine, especially one that isn’t a fence
“that’s nae a bonk machine mate!”
bonk machine by stankyluigi December 10, 2020

washing machine heart

A song written by singer mitski that is legendary and should be longer.
Hey what ya listening to, why are you crying?

Washing machine heart.... as always :(

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

Machinegun Psystyle

An EDM genre first coined by japanese producer Camellia, which blends elements of Hardcore, Psytrance, and other genres so that it sounds like a Machine Gun, hence the name. Songs that have this type of genre are: Dyscontrolled Galaxy, NITROUS CANNON, and GALAXY BURST.
"Dude, what's the genre of this song?"
"It's Machinegun Psystyle dude, it's because the song sounds like a machine gun firing."
Machinegun Psystyle by GreasyHams September 14, 2020