Mary Poppins

1. Perfection.

2. Those stupid girls who look good in a fucking sack and can play in mud and look like a beauty queen. They get the promotions, the pay rises and the gorgeous clothes.
You secretly want to stab these people in the back on the head with scissors.

1. Aaaah! Look at that skirt! You would look Mary Poppins in it!

2. Oh fuck me! Leah is such a Mary Poppins I want to stab her in the back of the head with scissors

Mary Poppins by GODFREY! March 4, 2009

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mary poppins

to do something absolutely perfectly
something that is absolutely perfect

Joe: Did you get a good car?
Bob: yup, its a mary poppins

mary poppins by onewhodies November 18, 2010

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Mary Poppins

A goody-two shoes; an excessively or annoyingly virtuous person. One who abstains from drug use, sex, profanity, or other poor habits.

She doesn't smoke, drink, or curse so she's obviously a Mary Poppins.

I don't want to hang out with a Mary Poppins because she's likely to ruin a party with her good girl manners and butt kissing tendencies.

Mary Poppins by doubledotted October 29, 2010