Martin's Donk

Martin's step beside of Iceland, he probably shits on it.

Martin's donk is a shithole, he definitely shit on that step.

Martin's Donk by Promethazine1 March 14, 2018

Martin's delight 

Asking to use somebody's bathroom after shitting yourself then smearing your own scat generously over the walls before casually walking away, leaving your shitty, soiled underwear on the floor. Good currys from Asia can enhance this experience

I thought that he just wanted to take a piss but he left a full on Martin's delight in there, get the gloves!...
Ah fuck, Rob, it's got into the taste buds!

Martin's delight by Profiley mcprofileface July 23, 2019

Merlin's Privilege

Merlin's privilege is the ability and right of Merlin of Ealdor to talk and mock freely the once and future king without being punished and everything he says matters.

Merlin uses his Merlin's Privilege to get Arthur Pendragon, Prince of Camelot, to do whatever the hell he wants.

Merlin's Privilege by FizzyWizzyOof September 15, 2022

Merlin's gag 

Merlin's gag usually occurs after intimate pubic relations. In involves finding a rogue, ominously thick, hair at the back of your throat. Merlin's gag ensues, it's a cat like reflex, but no matter what you do that sucker is not going anywhere.

Jesus, I've had a Merlin's gag on all day! I knew I should have wet shaved her first!

Merlin's gag by JosieA May 27, 2007

marlin spike 

When a woman's anus is too constricted for penile penetration and the male must finger her anus in order to relax the sphincter in preparation for anal sex.

Bob said Natalie's ass was so tight he had to marlin spike that shit before he went to town on that ass.

marlin spike by Jogen April 26, 2016

Merlin's Sleeve 

The Merlin's Sleeve is a certain, and not uncommon 'breed' of female genetelia, commonly found in the Middle Eastern region. The Merlin's Sleeve is the complete opposite of a "Camel Toe" and refers to a female's vagina with a protruding, saggy Labia.

Named after it's uncanny resemblance to the sleeve of Merlin the wizard's robe. Merlin's sleeve is uncommon amongst females under the age of 14.

Person 1: "I could tell i wasn't her first"

Person 2: "how so?"

Person 1: "she had merlin's sleeve mate"

Guy 1: "I finally got off her underwear only to realize Merlin had left me a gift."

"Martina"

Merlin's Sleeve by Yeah, i'm awesome January 31, 2010

marvin's room kinda night 

One of those nights were you stay up late and feel sad asf the whole time as you constantly try to distract yourself with social media or movies or such. Marvin's Room refers to Drake's song "Marvin's Room", which is a really emotional song and can really give you the feels no matter when you listen to it, but if you listen to it on a night like the one that was just described, shit hits even harder.

This a marvin's room kinda night fr 😔

marvin's room kinda night by TheGreatSkape September 20, 2021