Manitoba 

manitoba is a fake province, made by the canadian government to hide the secret village of manitobia. when someone steps in manitoba, they are really in saskatchewan despite thinking they are in the fake province. the reason no-one has spoken out about this is because the goverment has secret assassins that take out anyone who knows the truth. people who live in manitobia are actually brainwashed to believe they live there when in reality they reside in saskatchewan

Person A: "Hey, let's go to manitoba?"
Person B: "Where?"

Manitoba by imthebestlolno July 9, 2020

Manitoba 

Manitoba is the Lost Province of Canada with only 1.9 People per Square Kilometre, only Highly Educated Canadians know of this Secret or Lost Province for it holds no relavence to anything.

Hey! did you know theres a 12 province ?! its called Manitoba!

Manitoba by BobbyBobBob August 1, 2005

Manitoba 

Province in Canada. Barren wasteland that should be demoted to a "territory".

Manitoba? Who the f*ck would live here?

Manitoba by cynical1 October 23, 2005

Manitoba 

Where my THE LOVE OF MY LIFE LIVES...*squeels maddly while taking is hand and dancing*

Tyler's my favorite. <3

Manitoba by Sheniqua November 23, 2003

Manitoba 

Manitoba is basically the Ohio of Canada, or like where a Dark Souls boss battle happens. It sucks.

-Credit: Kurtis Conner

bros so ugly he looks like he's from Manitoba

Manitoba by ikey wikey January 21, 2023

manitoba sauce cake 

Canadian Pizza

From Brooklyn Nine Nine:
Does Canada even have pizza? Vivian indignantly replies that it does: "It's puffy! And it's sweet! It's called Manitoba sauce cake!"

manitoba sauce cake by GenXos August 17, 2016

Manitoba Deepfreeze 

Any area of private space that can be used to store food that is exposed to the extreme and predictable cold of Manitoba's winter. Good examples are the apartment balcony, unheated garages and trunks of cars.

Are you gonna head to McDonalds with us on lunch break?
No, I have a club pack of No Name frozen burritos in the Manitoba Deepfreeze that I'll microwave.

I have 20 packs of smokies from that deer I shot in the fall stored out there on the Manitoba Deepfreeze.

Manitoba Deepfreeze by prophethere March 21, 2011