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meathole mangler 

The ultimate vagina destroyer. To bore a women's vagina out until you leave it in to a gaping hole. To pummel the meat curtains.
He said his name was ERIC B , but after having sex with the meathole mangler I felt as if I just gave birth to triplets.

moose mangler

A larger and scary female seen mostly at night that is wearing a chain link belt and has a scary disposition. Her too small bottoms are being eaten by her crotch.
Me: "What is that over there leaning on the bar? She is large and scary. There seems to be a situation with her metal belt and looks like her pants are being eaten"

Friend: "Oh that is a moose mangler."

Me: "A what?"

Friend: "You know a moose mangler a large scary female that comes out at night wearing a chain link belt and pants that her crotch seems to be eating."

Me: "Glad I am now clear on that."

cherry mangler 

A man who has such a gargantuan penis that he leaves his virgin sexual partners' lady parts mangled after engaging in intercourse, making it near impossible for future penetration and/or impregnation to occur with ease.
Joey: Dude, I've got a major problem. My woman says she can't tell when I'm inside her.
Joe: Bro, I wish I had that problem.
Joey: Yous a crazy bitch, why would you want that problem?
Joe: Because I'm a CHERRY MANGLER. Women fear me and my above average penis.

Ass Mangler

A person you hope you never meet while in prison.
Bubba: You see that guy there?
OZ: Yeah, what about him?
Bubba: he's called the ass mangler. Watch you back when around him.
Oz: Why?
Bubba: Drop the soap and find out.
Ass Mangler by I forget January 11, 2004
Mangaled

1: A ball less man led to the slaughter by a woman.
2: A man that treats a woman like a queen only to be left in the dirt, raped, pillaged and beaten and left for dead like the useless dog he is.
Man did ya see what happened to Joe blow over there. He gave that woman his all and she left him high and dry with nothing but empty pockets. He was mangaled! Shit ain't right man!
MANGALED by MavrickSauls July 4, 2010
A person that has an inherent compulsion to over-consume and over-indulge, most commonly in regards to drugs, alcohol, gambling, sex and food.
Charlie Sheen. Lindsay Lohan. Tommy Lee. Courtney Love.

"Charlie just polished off an entire eight ball by himself, he's a complete Mangler."
Mangler by Jungsy February 18, 2015