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1. n. A large weapon that you would fear in the hands of an enemy or pursuer. It often looks ridiculously unnecessary and the damage it causes is usually the same.

2. v. to reduce something into oblivion with excessive enthusiasm.
1. Gamer 1: "What the hell is that fiend using!?"
Gamer 2: "It's a fuckin' MANGALORE!"

2. "Guys, I just mangalored two Old English "800"s but I feel GREAT!"
by Mr. von Steinberg May 17, 2010
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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