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Bandalism 

Bandalism ban-dəl-i-zəm n .: the willful or malicious destruction of, or damage to, the fabric of a rock/pop/indie group brought about by one or more of its members
When Dave kicked in the amps, threw his bass at the manager, set the drummer on fire, and ran away crying, although funny, was an extreme act of bandalism.
Bandalism by Johnny Wells March 31, 2009
Related Words

False Vandalism 

the act of being “sued” for a non-existing crime by a screaming 10 year old on Xbox live
im suing you for false vandalism if you dont give me v-bucks you fat loser go hug your mommy
False Vandalism by Joe F. Mama January 15, 2021
A combination of vandalise and manhandle.
Mandalise that chicken.
Mandalise by breakBread101 November 18, 2016

mandalized 

When you get beaten up by a bunch of dudes. Sorta the plural form of manhandled, because menhandling sounds weird.
"fool, you better get out or you're gonna get mandalized"
mandalized by Desmond White December 1, 2009

Mandaeism 

Mandaeism is a minor religion with around 65,000 followers. Most followers live in the Middle East, though some live in America. Holy book is Ginza Rba and Qolusta.

Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.

Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.

Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist

There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.
Mandaean: I believe in Mandaeism!

Not a Mandaean: WTF is Mandeeism?

Mandaean: Teh truth.
Mandaeism by Charles Chilly March 1, 2008

Manelism 

A religion that truly believes Manel is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ himself.
"Do you think he believes in Christianity?"

"No, he believes in Manelism"
Manelism by neonleon July 8, 2021