Mailman

When a lover mails there sperm or juices in the mail to another person.

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mailman

(n) when you jizz in someone's mailbox and then watch them discover your "gift" the next morning

Guy 1: Mr. Jones gave me the finger, so I gave him a mailman.
Guy 2: Sick dude!

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Mailman is in reference to a penis. It's carrying two sacks of "mail".

My mailman is large.

My mailman is about to come deliver you something special.

You want some of my mailman?

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A person with few sperm because he (or in some strange instances, she) mastubates to much to their best friends mom, or dad.

Dax is a maleman, why? because he thinks terry's mom is hot.

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A small bloke of around 1 inch tall who wears huge white MailPants and a huge brown MailBag. He runs around a gay messenger servive and is gay

1. Oh my God, it's MailMan!

MailMan by Jezz February 13, 2004

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Someone who steals an imaginary invite that was never sent in the mail.

"Yah, I went out for pizza last night" - Tim
"Does the mailman like this crust or deep dish?" - Ben

Mailman by Zeepzeep May 30, 2016

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When your girl is driving and she’s giving you head while your in the passenger seat and you have to hold the wheel and steer the vehicle.

Dude my woman gave me the best mailman last night, we almost went into the ditch when I blasted and I lost grip of the wheel.

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