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mahogany boner 

The hardest erection a human male can achieve. If you drop a mahogany on a bitch, you'll tear that pussy up with your rock hard cock.
TJ: Jenny just gave me the biggest fucking mahogany boner of my life.
Jeffrey: Nigga fuck you and your baby carrot dick.
mahogany boner by 420 BLAZER September 10, 2013

mahogany knot

1. Mr. Anus!
2. Your turd cutter, tar star, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.
3. Term describing an idividual's sphincter that is a nice shade of brown, with a hint of redness. Kinda like devil's food cake.
4. An individuals corn hole who suffers from acute exhaust burn.
I heard the pygmy bushmen of the African plains have the most splendid mahogany knots!
mahogany knot by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

Mahoganist 

Someone who prefers items made only of rich mahogany wood.
Molly is such a mahoganist that she refuses to use any inferior materials such as plastic or pine.
Mahoganist by Capt Shipfaced May 27, 2014

Mahogany Ski Team 

The art of doing cocaine on a mahogany bar.
Wow, those dudes are buggin from doing so much coke.

Yeah, they're called the Mahogany Ski Team.
Mahogany Ski Team by Bigboy12 November 23, 2018
Effie Trinket's favorite material that a table is made out of. It's much more important than Haymitch's comfort, and knives shall not make contact with it.

Only Hunger Game fans will understand the true meaning of the word.
"That is MAHOGANY!!!"
Mahogany by Peeniss_Everlark August 16, 2012

Mahogany Squealer

A fart in which the pitch starts off low and becomes very high by the end of the fart.
The Mahogany Squealer brought the entire room's attention to the little boy, who's ass seemingly ripped a squealer even the gods envied.
Mahogany Squealer by Stahl June 28, 2006