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Mars Space Station

A space station in orbit around Mars, acting as a hub for surface missions, research, and tourism. A Mars space station would be larger and more complex than a lunar station, requiring long‑term life support, radiation shielding, and facilities for crews waiting for surface transfers. Tourists would use the station as a base for orbital sightseeing, watching dust storms and the tiny moons Phobos and Deimos. The station could also serve as a quarantine and health facility for travelers returning from the surface. It’s a critical piece of Mars infrastructure.
Example: “The Mars space station had a rotating section for partial gravity. Tourists exercised there before descending to the surface, to prepare their muscles for the red planet.”
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Mars area School District 

Extremely white school that is still good at Basketball. Known For bomb threats and Extreme nicotine addictions. Doesn’t know how to hire a good teacher. We have the greatest name in the wpial “Fightin’ Planets”.
😳 Mars Area School District Bomb Threat No school Today

Mars Bar Surprise 

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it, then inserting it into another persons anus during coitus.
Person 1: You'll never guess what I did last night..
Person 2: What was that?
Person 1: I gave the missus a Mars Bar Surprise.

le mars middle school 

worse place in the history of the world where dumb kids get in fights everyday and everyone is rude and petty
Le mars middle school is a school for kids.

Mars Bar Syndrome 

Suffered by a product or idea caused by enough people choosing to by or do something different from the perceived norm to avoid being seen as boring or unimaginative. However this causes it to no longer be the norm as nobody chooses it.
Corn Flakes suffer from Mars Bar Syndrome, everyone always gets Crunchy Nut, Weetos, or some other stuff.

mars bar scheme

The offering of a sweet snack to an underager in return for sexual favours when she reaches legal age. The phrase "come back and see me when your 16" is usually said afterwards.
"Haw, I'd gie her a mars bar."
mars bar scheme by _Bone_ March 29, 2005

mars.in.space_ 

a very gay content creator they love to make edits and has very bad thoughts
Mars.in.space_ is gay