Login Doggie

The coolest guy around Login Doggie is someone who pulls all the females

Login Doggie doesn’t know it be he has females lining up for him.

Login Doggie is going to be famous in the future.

Login Doggie is always the funniest person in the room.

Parker: bro what happened to your sister last night?

Elliot: Login Doggie fucked her bro

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login fatigue

The feeling of anxiety and lethargy produced after several failed attempts to login on a website. This condition afflicts millions of people on a daily basis.

I've got such login fatigue, I can't keep track of all these freaking passwords!

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login delivery

The act of opening several internet windows (or tabs) and logging in to several different sites, one after the other.

I usually open three IE tabs and make a login delivery.

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login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

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login derping

Forgetting to switch to another username and instead logging into the wrong account multiple times

I meant to log into my smurf instead of my main but I kept login derping.

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Login Syndrome

Adding unnecessary features to a project, normally in programming, with the purpose of padding out the project and making it look like you've actually done something. Can be extended to video games adding unnecessary content that no one asked for to make it look like they care about their product.

Bro 1: "Bro did you see they added new skins to Halo."

Bro 2: "Yeah bro 343 have login syndrome bro that shit looks wack."

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login conflict

when you are on one account on one device and someone else logs into your account on a whole different device, causing you to get logged out.

Me: bro why does it say "login conflict" on my screen?
My friend: Someone got into your account from somewhere else.
Me: uh oh.

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