When some one tells you a sarcastic remark or comment and you respond in a way that you think is funny/cheeky but does the opposite. It makes you seem weird/humourless/stupid/full of yourself/ a wanna-be etc
Sam: I am so much more talented then her!
Dan: and have you ever been on t.v?
Sam: I model and dance and omg I do soo much work its crazy I am like the next new thing! I am like the greatest people should just love me! bla bla blaa.
Dan: uhh, right.. Stop leafing off.. learn to take a joke.
The event in which a fart in your sleep leads to the gradual billowing of gaseous air up into your wife’s or girlfriend’s face throughout the night. Since this process is strikingly similar to the fermentation of cocoa beans under banana leaves in Central America, it is known as “Banana Leafing;” a close yet benevolent cousin to the malicious Dutch Oven.
“My wife makes me sleep in the guest room on Sunday nights – 7-layer dip means serious banana leafing.”
Gold Leafing is a sex act named for type of body paint (Gold Leaf) in which the participants cover themselves in before engaging in various sex acts. It peaked in practice in the 1960's mostly due to it's glorification in the movie "Goldfinger" which featured a very sexy Shirley Eaton covered from head to toe in Gold Leaf body paint. In recent years Gold Leafing has remained popular in red light districts in Asian countries where girls will cover themselves with Gold Leaf Paint and dance before servicing the customer.
When I was in Tokyo on business my hosts took me to a notorious champagne club called "The Lethbridge" and I got an excellent Gold Leafing in the back room by a prostitute it was like I was fucking an Egyptian goddess.
The insertion of female genitals into someone's mouth, often as a prank when the person receiving it is asleep with their mouth open. It is the female analogue of teabagging.